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Eventually I persuaded my nan killing the buddha to take custody of me, got it all through the courts, and told him. Was 11 at the time.In spite of killing the buddha this...At 18 my nan died. Thankfully I'd just got my first job so I soon had a paycheck. Dad left it up to me to deal with the funeral arrangements and so on, and two days before the funeral of his mother he buggered off on his annual jaunt to South America.Still, killing the buddha I just carried on. The good old National Abbey (name made into a tough anagram to protect the innocent) cheerfully refused to let me buy the house my nan had lived in, so it got repossesed and they could make a huge profit on selling it on.At this point, I'd scraped together what I could and bought a flat. And a car, because I needed it for work. I was, quite frankly, skint.Now, sorry for all the pre-amble, but it's important to set the scene as to what a cunt my father could be.A
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