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"Oh, you've got a grey hair. Your getting a couple of writer grey hairs" (sniggers)Me: "Now, I can get hair dye for that, but you will always look like shit".Cue office pissing themselves laughing at my silently writer agressive reply. Given with a completely straight face and sharp, rapier wit.One of the others in the office chirps up over the laughter "Who, what? who looks like shit now?"VN: "Oh me, apparently. I look like writer shit accoring to (my actual name here). Don't I"?Me: "Yep, got that straight!"Utter, utter class. (Panteneman, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 20:32) Fathers... I think they can mess you up My Dad was first class at the guilt trip thing. He'd cheerfully leave me with strangers I'd never met, to be bullied, harassed and terrorised once he'd left for a six month jaunt as a holiday rep.
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