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Was great actually. Ha. (Lord of the Pies, Wed 5 mother son Jan 2005, 14:07) Fuck Christmas Christmas Eve, the pikeys that live two floors above us mother son decide to host the Chav of the Year awards, meaning that there were loads of cunts in our block all pissed up on Pink Lady talking like a Dick Van Dyke take on a yardie, cue massive fight erupting, Old Bill everywhere, aforementioned cunts start throwing stuff at mother son peoples windows, I end up with more ventilation than was necessary at this time of year, I shout at pikeys, she cries, Old Bill nicks me 'cause I called her and her pratt of a boyfriend a pair of cunts.Merry Christmas, fucking bollocks (ray bentos, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 13:44) Xmas is a week before new years day... which is when your fucking girlfriend tells your entire circle of fucking friends and family that you've promised (under duress) as a new years resolution to give up smoking...its
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