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the shame....2000-On the rocks with live-in jewish podcasts bf, decide to drink a bottle of wine before we attend dinner at my mother's house.......so drunk I stand on balconey conversing and when mom turns head vomit over railing discreetly....pass out in dinner plate2003-Get appendix out, horrible pain, bed-ridden, ex-bf out of town..depressed, thank god for codine and wine (La Chockita, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 1:40) Every Christmas in recent memory and most New Year's, too. Mental illness pays no regard to what jewish podcasts day it is. (underachiever, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 0:59) merry f*cking christmas a few crimbos back my jewish podcasts mum did a whole load of washing up 2 discover our beloved (if slighty damp), limp dead cat in the washing machine. fan bloody tastic eh? On the bright side he was nice and clean :(. I locked myself in my room 4 a day...and didnt speak 2 my mum 4 a week and missed out on all the turkey.
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