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downstairs on xmas morning and find a present addressed to me stuffed through the video letterbox.Open it - in front video of deeply religious extended family - and the video present falls from the wrapping onto the living room floor.It's a porn mag, which flops open to a picture of Heidi enjoying Hans, with "remember me?" crudely tippexed across the top.Thanks Judith. Sorry family. (The Disappointed, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 22:09) Bit in the ass this year My actual Christmas Day was fabulous. But...the next day, one of my favourite cousins (with whom I haven't been able to hook up for months) called me. I was very excited and squealed, "How are you?!?""Not good," he says, "In fact, I'm dying." He's dying. Of AIDS. I'm half in shock and half pissed off. How dare he die? How dare he keep it a secret from me (yes, yes, I know, he has a right , bla, bla, I'm still hurt) And how dare he get sick when we're only in our 40's?And
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