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couple of days before christmas, i'm sitting in hospital in and of conciousness due to blood loss, the momfucking son curtain pulls back and reveals, HURRAY, my two time post op transexual MENTAL crazy father. oh joy. when i come home for christmas (just), he proceeds to not talk to me for a week because i didn't go with him and the family to london on a train to see phantom of the momfucking son opera stageshowness, which he had bought us all tickets for.despite the fact momfucking son i still couldn't actually walk. hurray.incidently, just after christmas it snowed, i ventured out for the first time in ages, slipped on the ice and broke my wrist and elbow, which both swelled up massively because of the drugs. and then i broke my knee, and had it operated on. all just festive and fun reeeeally.... sorry for length (gretelvonguhtts, Tue 4 Jan 2005, 4:32) well... when I was much younger, I seemed to be a bit of a pest.my Older cousin and uncle would kindly take it upon themsleves to teach me some manners, and gently did so with the warmest intentions by shoving me into the garbage dumpster.
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