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dreamt Santa had gotten trapped in our chimney (we have an electric cheapo gas fire thing) and couldn't get back out. So he starved to death, much fun for my mother when I woke drunk girl up drunk girl screaming "MAM SANTAS ROTTING IN THE CHIMNEY".Ah the good old days. (Pasta Overdrive, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 3:55) Xmas Suicide Last year we had both sets of parents (mine and my wifes) over for the festive period and drunk girl did the whole shebang. Bear in mind my better bit is French (and naturally so are her parents). Halfway through dinner, mother-in-law gets up and announces that she wishes to end her life and then runs crying from our dining room. Cue my wife attempting to stop her mother throwing herself from bedroom window (unfortunately, successfully).
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