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| momfucking son, directory, ascii art, radio, hose, seth diamond, games, humor, laugh, timothy mcsweeney's, foot, devil, answer bear, comic strip live, women, incredible, falafel, | After much deliberation, zen the class decided that it was some sort of gunshot wound.It actually turned out that the gentleman in question had been zen pleasuring himself, whilst stood on the edge of the bath. zen No bad thing, but he choose to have the handle of a broom up his bottom at the same time. And was using the shower curtain rail as something to grab hold of for support. Unfortunately it would appear that shower curtain rails aren't the best 'wanking supports' as it snapped, impaling him upon the broom like a man kebab. And hence the shoulder exit wound. I hope that's a warning to anyone considering having a wank with a broom up their arse whilst swinging from a shower curtain!!!Still, you've gotta laugh, eh! |
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| Besides, that one is clean as a whistle. I suspect you've just grabbed it from the airing cupboard.""No, you've been using it for your self-abuse!""Uh-huh." I replied. "Good-night, mother."The funny thing was that though at the time falafel I was single, desperately falafel horny and was therefore masturbating for Britain, I really hadn't been using towels, dirty or otherwise, to clean up my man-milk. So insulted and falafel wounded was I from the mere accusation that I waited until she had gone to bed, grabbed the cleanest, whitest towel I could find from the airing cupboard, cracked one off into it, refolded it and placed it back in the middle of the pile.Petty retaliation? Me? ^_^ (Orin, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:38) My mates sister (honest!!) was doing the pathology bit of her medical degree They had to examine one corpse to determine cause of death. The only clue they had was a large circular exit wound on the top of his shoulder. |
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