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| momfucking son, directory, ascii art, radio, hose, seth diamond, games, humor, laugh, timothy mcsweeney's, foot, devil, answer bear, comic strip live, women, incredible, falafel, | . . er . . . tussle. I couldn't see anything but the motions (and sounds) conveyed enough to confirm that my son was wanking his mate off. The universe stopped for a few minutes as this (and many other thoughts) crashed into my brain, exquisite and I stood transfixed. Then, when exquisite my son moved his head towards his mate's groin I sort of decided exquisite the pair deserved a little privacy (thankfully I was liberal enough not to go crashing into the room, separate the pair and cause untold lifetime neurosis to all involved) and stealthily crept out of the house and nipped to the pub.Needless to say, when my son told me he was gay a couple of years later I wasn't overly surprised. (SneakyPete, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 11:43) Most computer salesmen are tossers... ...but this one takes the soggy biscuit.Not about me, of course. Or is it...?Back in the late 80s I worked in sales for a dodgy IBM PC dealership in north London. |
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| day the opportunity arose that his usual assistant wasn't available and no replacement could be found. So mid-lesson we hear a few gasps and comic strip live Ben is frantically fwapping away to some teen site. The teacher shouts and goes running to the other side of the room, but its too late and he chubs all over his comic strip live hand and keyboard. I've never seen a kid so happy, he turned around with a huge fucking grin clapping to himself, and comic strip live when he gets shouted at just looks at the teacher in complete amazement, as if he's done nothing wrong.I've never laughed so hard in my life (hitler bad, mrmonkfish good, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:47) Not caught, but the catchee Arrived home early from a "be-a-top-boss" type conference to what I thought was an empty house [you know what's coming . . . but you're wrong}. My son (12 at the time) obviously though the same (house unoccupied by parents) as when I crept past his bedroom I caught the sight (in his wardrobe mirror) of him and his mate (whom we had known since he was three years old) having a friendly . |
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