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| momfucking son, directory, ascii art, radio, hose, seth diamond, games, humor, laugh, timothy mcsweeney's, foot, devil, answer bear, comic strip live, women, incredible, falafel, | caught me in my full on cumface. I don’t know if it was the sight of her, the shock, or if it was just poor timing but as she stood there staring at me I exploded down below and covered myself from head to toe in my own sticky man goo.“I’ll get a cloth” she said “Then you can clean yourself up”She never brought the incident up again, but she also talked to me less and less and stand up the teas and biscuits became fewer and farer between.I was never more embarrassed.Best wank of my stand up life though. ( Darryn.R, Wed stand up 2 Jun 2004, 8:18) Mother-in-Law Horror My wife's mother helped us move out of our apartment and into our very first house. We were new parents, so my wife was busy taking care of our baby. Thus mom-in-law went around with me and helped carry the bigger stuff. |
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| was one rather fine blonde ward sister with whom I became besotted; she was humor very fit, firm, rounded and very, very sexy.We got on well and she’d often talk to me and bring me an extra cup of tea or a nice biscuit, I fancied her like crazy and humor so one day I could contain myself no more.To get the curtains pulled around my bed I buzzed said ward sister and asked for a bedpan humor she as usual obliged and we exchanged a few pleasantries. As she bent over the bed I had a clear view of her breasts and I was in the mood for tossing my caber more than I can explain, I’d not been on a solo flight for about 4 months, in fact I’d not been for an ‘evacuation’ for probably 5 or 6 and now was the time, I was going to go for it.She drew the curtains, I relaxed and took myself in hand and began tugging away fervently like a madman… It didn’t take long till I felt myself reaching the point of final exit so I polished away with even more gusto when suddenly and without warning the nurse walked back in through the curtains with a cheery “Sorry, did I leave my stethoscope in here”.She |
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