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| momfucking son, directory, ascii art, radio, hose, seth diamond, games, humor, laugh, timothy mcsweeney's, foot, devil, answer bear, comic strip live, women, incredible, falafel, | Feeling randy I watched her lift her right leg really high in the air! Being well turned on I paused the video and proceeded to thrash one out.So I had my trousers round my ankles and was stood in front of the TV, well into the adult vinegar strokes when my door swung open and there was my Dad!!!! Shit! As I was facing the door there was no way he couldn't tell what I was doing! Within the same second adult our extremely adult excitable dog barged into the room and jumped up at me at the very same time my purple monster spurted my man milk! The dog got it full in the face and I fell backwards onto the bed, cock in hand!My Dad was bright red and tried to chase the dog out of the room while I started crying and tried to hide my shame! |
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| to which he proudly shouted "Ha! It fucking doesn't!" over his shoulder. With perhaps the best unintentional comic timing I have ever witnessed, my manager walked in as Sean walked out and said "Some daft cunts jammed an orange in the toilet...". And that is the closest I have ever come to soiling myself. ( AJ_23, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:29) Oh the shame hose - the horrible horrible shame! *Sob*I'm crying with the shame of this story...One day when I was a hose nipper I was going through my most furious fist and the furious stage hose (a billion times a day or something). Well anyway I had a thing for Jet from Gladiators (the shame)and had recorded the previous nights episode on my massive video. Anyway while watching it Jet was about to do her speciality - the over head rings thing - and I defy any man to not find that a turn on! |
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