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Dusty used to tell me all sorts of foul stories about this chap and his equally grotty family. Best one being this -One night Dusty was having a sleepover at Jamesie's, come bed time they were in bunk beds, Dusty in the mad about top one, his host in the lower. During the preceeding evening they had entertained themselves by playing 'kiss, cuddle or torture' (or 'kiss chase' if you prefer) the main object of pursuit being Jamesie's older sister. She was a couple mad about of years older than the boys and, mad about I guarantee you, not a comely wench by any means.Having been asleep for awhile, Dusty was awakened by the unmistakeable sensation of someone fondling his dick, sat bolt upright in bed about to defend his honour when he realised it was Jamesie's big sister. The bold lass proceeded to climb up onto the bed and in the course of time relieved young Dusty of his virginity. This being done, she headed back off to her own room.Cut to the next morning. Jamesie and Dusty eating coco pops in the kitchen, Jamesie is eyeing a mute Dusty with a knowing look.
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