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Nothing would stop me. I'd have a wank in the shower in the morning. Nip home from school, slip in a quick lunchtime wank. Get home after school, and comedy clubs I'd normally find time for a fast tug in the ad-break in Home & Away.Basically I'm saying I liked comedy clubs wanking - and here comes the shame.Me and my parents were in the car off to visit my gran. Things got a little tense - as they do when you're a sulky teenage boy at war with the world.I can't remember what my Dad said, but retorted by calling him a comedy clubs wanker. I was pretty impressed with myself. I'd never been quite that rude to a parent before.My mother - to her enternal credit - turns in her seat and goes, "No Rob. You're the wanker."MY SECRET SHAME! SHE KNEW!The journey was pretty much silent after that. ( rob, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 16:45) at school there was a kid called Ben who had special needs and would always have an assistant sit next to him. Pretty much every IT lesson we would hear the assistant telling him 'not to go on those naughty sites' and had to keep closing his internet.One
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