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know how a love-bite/hickey causes surface capilaries to burst, and make your devil skin go a blotchy red/purple? well... my Dick was VERY much like that... ALL devil OVER.I was terrified, and in my moment of need turned to my trusty Minicraft Drill... Two cutting disks later, devil the pewter napkin ring was only HALF off!! Compunding my misery, pain and horror, my MUM came up to see why i was "making toys" at 2:00am on a school night.I bear the scars to this day. (Humpty Dumpty was Pushed, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 15:59) Two stories from Boarding School I used to go to boarding school, although I didn't board myself. Here are two stories that come to mind....1: Midnight 'Liberty X' wankingOne night, my best friend woke up in the early hours of the morning with an incredibly dry throat. Wandering half asleep down the corridor to the communal fridge to get a carton of milk, he was rudely jolted into full consciousness by the sight of his next-door neighbour (a strange German/Chinese boy called Georg who had a tendency to stalk my female friends) pulling one off. |
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