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| fun, david eggers, kama sutra, ascii art farts, beer, beach, overheardnew york, funny, drunk pic woman, critics, freeform, angryat, | Even if I was, audio you have no right to say anything about what I eat. By the way, that gummy lasagna that you bring in for lunch every day is loaded with carbs, too.” 2:45 PM - Righty, you send a basically incoherent email to the department with some procedural suggestions. audio What I wanted to say: “’You’re’ is audio a contraction meaning ‘You are.’ ‘Your’ is a possessive pronoun. ‘They’re’ is a contraction meaning ‘they are.’ ‘There’ is an adverb, pronoun, or adjective. ‘Their’ is a possessive pronoun. ‘Too’ means also. ‘To’ is a preposition. ’Supposably’ is not a word, but ’supposedly’ is. AND WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS, IT’S REALLY RUDE.” 6:15 PM - To celebrate the busiest year on record, our boss is taking the entire department, all nine of us, out to dinner in Olde City. We park in a garage and have to walk four blocks to the restaurant. |
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| What I critics wanted to say: “You work in a casual office in Northeast Philadelphia. If you want a job where you can tell people what to wear, maybe you should leave here and get a job photographing Glamour ‘Don’ts’ or something. And, I repeat, your clothes are from Franklin Mills, critics just like everyone else’s. Just because you have your new $80 cowboy boots from eBay that are a size too small, and you put those teeny little band buttons on your messenger bag, and you wear your belt with the buckle on the side instead of the front, and critics you still have the leather coat that your mother wore in 1978, it doesn’t make you better than the rest of us. I mean, you sure as hell don’t seem HAPPY.” FRIDAY: 10:30 AM - I skipped breakfast and now I am famished. I go to the vending machine and purchase a small bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and a Tastykake. As I dig in, Righty, you poke your head around the cube wall and sing, “Carbs, carbs, carbs!” What I wanted to say: “Righty, I am not overweight. |
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