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| fun, david eggers, kama sutra, ascii art farts, beer, beach, overheardnew york, funny, drunk pic woman, critics, freeform, angryat, | That outfit that you wore on Friday? You bought that shirt at the Gap. The jeans are Levis. Who whitehouse.gov DOESN’T own a black turtleneck and jeans? You’re not as original and hip as you think. So you have a short, shaggy, red hairdo, live in a loft in Fishtown, go dancing at Makin’ Time, and listen to the Scissor Sisters… so do about a thousand other people in this city. You‘re no different from anyone else. And one more thing: whitehouse.gov just because the guy on your left didn‘t know that the whitehouse.gov band ‘!!!’ is pronounced ‘Chk Chk Chk‘ it doesn‘t make him an idiot.” TUESDAY: 11:30 AM - Although I am listening to Pavement, at full volume, with headphones on, I can still hear the divas blaring from your cube, Righty… Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Cher for chrissakes. |
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| Because, I repeat, YOU ARE NOT ITALIAN. And you can wear satin jackets circa 1987 and gold Italian horn necklaces all you want, but it’s not changing that beach fact. Fungu.” 2:15 PM - The new CSR walks by, wearing beach a black turtleneck and jeans. Lefty, you are infuriated because you wore the same exact outfit on Friday. “Everyone here copies the way I dress,” you whine, and start surfing eBay to find a pair of vintage cowboy boots in your size. Ninety minutes later, you are still online, and beach when you get a new account, you whine to our supervisor that you are too busy. Your account gets reassigned - to me. What I wanted to say: “Lefty, if you want people to stop dressing like you, you better cough up some dough and start buying some haute couture. |
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