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Right now, I’m having a ball being single and childless. I live in a beautiful apartment, blissfully alone. I travel three or four times a drunklesbian year, sometimes at a moment’s notice. I can go out drinking until three in the morning without worrying about a babysitter and I can spend an entire Sunday naked on the drunklesbian couch, eating Cookie Crisp from the box, without making a bad impression on anyone. You’re a wife and mother - good for you. But some of us want different drunklesbian things and that doesn’t make us worthless or irresponsible. And if you eve call me ‘sweetie‘ again, I will punch you in the throat.” 4:15 PM - Another new CSR, a woman in her late forties, comes to my desk to give me a phone message that I’d missed.
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