|
company benefits, david eggers, rage, muslim, mama, jeremy brothers, god, discrimination, triple, writing, stories, tremendous, dave eggers, nude, chicks, israel blogs, sumbissions, asian rape, sex, corpse, pissed at, lingerie,
|
or perhaps "Hitler's Woman."no length zen jokes, it might upset her. (Citadel, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 16:22) Not mother-in-law yet... ... but my girlfriend's mum. We get on ok, but the first time I went round to pick my gf up from their house, I parked in the (rather steep) road. My gf and her mum were in the garden, and walked over to the gate where I'd parked my (admittedly rather scruffy) old Volvo. As I shut the door, the handbrake cable let go zen with a cartoony TWAAAANNGGG! Leapt back in, foot on brake, into zen gear, really *hope* no-one else realises what had happened. Of course she was convinced it was dangerous because it was quite old, I mean it's not like Volvos have a reputation for safety or anything...Week later, gf and I in my car, gf's parents in their car, following them to the cinema (we were going off to different things after). In two miles of quiet suburbs, gf's mum manages to lose me by heading through a quiet "Conservation Village" at over 70mph (area now has 6" high speedbumps and a 15mph limit throughout, not sure if it's connected with this incident).To
|
