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love gettin' balled by tacos. Do it all the time. It's their mothers you've got to watch out for... right nightmares. (Mabel DelTaco, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 8:22) Katharine Tate's 'Grandma' My machane yehuda MiL is indeed the nicest person you could ever meet (if machane yehuda she likes you!) and the most wonderful Grandma. However, she does have the most remarkable similarity to Katharine Tate's character 'Grandma'. Of good south London/Irish stock, she claimed machane yehuda to have suffered Tourettes 'before it was invented' and is constantly told off by the grandchildren for her use of the word 'cunt' on a regular basis.A recent classic is her reaction to seeing photos of my niece: "Ahhhh lovely, lovely, lovely...........mind you, that baby's got a farking big 'ead, ain't it?"Priceless. (tell me about the rabbits, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 8:18) Tone Depear, I share your guilt... I used to have the odd impure thought about my ex-MIL. She was quite foxy in her way, but its the way she used to eat bananas that did it for me.
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