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I retch in the darkness. I look down and my knees are like ruddy ears, laughing at my plight. My toes are in knots that shall take weeks to untangle. My shins hum with static, barking at unbelievable one another. The sound is unbelievable unbearable. My breasts kick angrily downwards at my thighs, while in between, my sweet vagina weeps..."Carol went on like this for a while. When she had finished I couldn't think of an adequate retort so I yielded to her demands and invited her in. I sat playing Emlyn Hughes International Soccer on my Sinclair ZX Spectrum +3 for a couple of hours while she sniffed at my neck. "This should keep her going for a few more months," I thought to myself. (stusut79, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 11:43) Not a story, just an observation I think being a mother-in-law is actually a genetic condition, and you can't help it.My mum is ace, she has a heart of gold and I really couldn't have picked a better one, she's readily available for tea and sympathy, takes me shopping when I'm poor, and cooks the best fish pie under the sun.
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