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‘Too’ means also. ‘To’ is a preposition. ’Supposably’ is not a word, but ’supposedly’ is. AND WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS, IT’S safety hazards REALLY RUDE.” safety hazards 6:15 PM - To celebrate the busiest year on record, our boss is taking the entire department, all nine of us, out to dinner in Olde City. We park in a garage and have to walk four blocks to the restaurant. The sidewalks are still snowy and safety hazards icy, and Lefty, in your high-heeled cowboy boots, you’re falling behind. You slip, you slide, and you shuffle. “Wait for me, guys!” you call to us. When our boss makes a joke about how maybe you should have worn more appropriate winter footwear, you sneer at him and say, “Fashion before function!” What I wanted to say: “I hope you fall on your ass.” This was just one week, of hundreds. I hate you both, so much. this is in or around Philadelphia it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Copyright © 2004 craigslist NEWSLETTER: ISSUE 197: "YOU THOUGHT WE WERE JOKING WHEN WE SAID IT WAS A COOKING NEWSLETTER" next issue » « previous issue This Week: * FOOD - Kettle vs Pasta * WEEBL - Magical Trevor III * JUDO - Is it gay?
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