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While I respect your assimilation into your husband’s culture, I shudder to think how your poor Irish uncensored parents must feel. Because, I repeat, YOU ARE NOT ITALIAN. And you can wear satin jackets circa 1987 and gold Italian horn necklaces all you want, but it’s uncensored not changing that fact. Fungu.” 2:15 PM - The new CSR walks by, wearing a black turtleneck and uncensored jeans. Lefty, you are infuriated because you wore the same exact outfit on Friday. “Everyone here copies the way I dress,” you whine, and start surfing eBay to find a pair of vintage cowboy boots in your size. Ninety minutes later, you are still online, and when you get a new account, you whine to our supervisor that you are too busy. Your account gets reassigned - to me. What I wanted to say: “Lefty, if you want people to stop dressing like you, you better cough up some dough and start buying some haute couture.
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