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I take off my headphones and ask you to turn it down so that I can make a quick phone call. Apparently, you listen in on the whole thing, because as I end the message to my boyfriend with an “I love you” and hang up, you say, “Aww, that’s sweet. Now when is that man going to put accident driving drunk a ring on your finger?” When I tell you that I’m in no rush to get married, you say, accident driving drunk “You may think that now, sweetie, but your clock is accident driving drunk ticking, you know.” What I wanted to say: “Righty, go to hell. I’m 27 years old and if I ever decide to have babies, I have plenty of time. Right now, I’m having a ball being single and childless. I live in a beautiful apartment, blissfully alone. I travel three or four times a year, sometimes at a moment’s notice.
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