 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| shwarma, driving drunk, seth diamond, angry about, video, stress, pamela, jennifernew, drunklesbian, anderson, anger, barnard, erotic, laws, drunk moms, dirtyjokes, agnosticism, holidays, postsecularism, literary, dogging, judaism, forum, | What I wanted to say: “You work in a casual office in Northeast Philadelphia. If you want a job where you pissed off can tell people what to wear, maybe you should leave here and get a job photographing Glamour ‘Don’ts’ or something. And, I repeat, your clothes are from Franklin Mills, just like everyone else’s. Just because you have your pissed off new $80 cowboy boots from eBay that are a size too small, and you put those teeny little band buttons on your messenger bag, and you wear your belt with the buckle on the side instead of the front, and you still have the leather coat that your mother wore in 1978, it doesn’t make you better than the rest of us. I mean, you sure as hell don’t seem HAPPY.” FRIDAY: 10:30 AM - I skipped breakfast and now I am famished. |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| “I can’t believe I can’t find the anger keys to my BMW. Has anyone seen anger my BMW keys?” And when you find them, they are, surprise, surprise, behind one of your picture frames. Then you say, “Oh, here are my BMW keys, thank God I found them!” And then anger you leave, and I spend a blissful afternoon, Righty-free. What I wanted to say: “Nobody gives a shit why you’re leaving early. When I took a half day last month, my email didn’t say ‘I’m off to get a PAP smear,’ did it? And about the car: yes, we all know you drive a BMW. We also know that the BMW was given to you free from your uncle, that it’s twenty years old, covered in rust, and breaks down on average once a month. Again, we are not impressed.” 4:45 PM - The new CSR (the black turtleneck and jeans one, not the sweater set one) walks by again. You scowl again, Lefty, although I can’t imagine why, as I’ve never seen you wear anything like the orange hoodie, pigtails, and Converse All-Stars that she’s sporting. But as she walks away, you say, “Jesus Christ, if you have belt loops, wear a fucking BELT.” |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
