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And one more thing: just because the guy on your left didn‘t know that the band ‘!!!’ is pronounced ‘Chk Chk open publishing Chk‘ it doesn‘t make him an idiot.” TUESDAY: 11:30 AM - Although open publishing I am listening to Pavement, at full volume, with headphones on, I can still hear the divas blaring from your cube, Righty… Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Cher for chrissakes. I take off my headphones and ask you to turn it down so that I can open publishing make a quick phone call. Apparently, you listen in on the whole thing, because as I end the message to my boyfriend with an “I love you” and hang up, you say, “Aww, that’s sweet. Now when is that man going to put a ring on your finger?” When I tell you that I’m in no rush to get married, you say, “You may think that now, sweetie, but your clock is ticking, you know.” What I wanted to say: “Righty, go to hell.
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