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I’ve met your husband on several occasions, and although his parents are ‘like, off the BOAT,’ he doesn’t feel the need to pronounce words anime rape. like ‘mozzarella,’ ‘minestrone,’ and ‘ricotta’ with a thick Italian anime rape. accent. While I respect your assimilation into your husband’s culture, I shudder to think how your poor Irish parents must feel. Because, I repeat, YOU ARE NOT ITALIAN. And you can wear satin jackets circa 1987 and gold Italian horn necklaces all you want, but it’s not changing that fact. Fungu.” 2:15 PM - The new CSR walks by, wearing a black turtleneck and jeans. Lefty, you are infuriated because you wore the same exact outfit on Friday. “Everyone here copies the way I dress,” you whine, and start surfing eBay to find a pair of vintage cowboy boots in your size.
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