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11:26 PM - 2 Comments - 4 lesbian Kudos - Add Comment Sunday, January 01, 2006 People Who Live in Pink Houses Shouldn't Get Stoned Okay, so my best friend and I were driving through the country outside of Bad Ass and he felt like kicking a little ass and then fucking lesbian it so I said, hey, lets head on down the road a ways and try to start some shit. Cause I had on a push up bra see and a pair of combat boots and I was all lesbian like Yeah, boyee!So we stopped at the gas station for some whipped cream and condoms so we could do a little huffing to get us hepped up and we looked up and saw a big ol fuck off pink house across the street.Now I don't know why in the fuck you would paint your house pink if you didn't want attention but as we were looking a man in a dirty plaid shirt, jeans covered in motor oil and his dick hanging out came out of the front door and quick as a crack hit wears off he was onto us like a duck on a junebug."Don't
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