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| loser, israeli podcasts, rage, eve, manifesto, celebs, richard cheney, falafel, pogrom, legal job, labor laws, drunk driving conviction, funny, excellent, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, slut wife, shwarma, screen, rape stories, | On neither of those vacations did the man's 2005 wife give him any 2005 pussy because she had migranes due to traveling 2005 in a car with her mother. The poor man felt he would explode as he watched the bikini clad hotties go by on the beach below while he had to massage the temples, back, neck and feet of his wife as she lay in their bed wearing only thin cotton panties, cool washcloth on her neck and face making her nipples look like pencil erasers in the breeze from the open sliding door off the balcony.He thinks about the time the whole family was watching tv together, even his sweet baby girl of 15 who he can hardly get to speak to him anymore and all can see when he looks at her is a tiny thing in pigtails, begging for a story. Now she's on the pill and picks out all her eyelashes when she isn't on her webcam coloring people's hair with dye shoplifted from Kroger. |
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| Fuuuuck. I'm done for tonight. 11:07 PM - 3 Comments - 4 Kudos - Add Comment Wednesday, January 04, 2006 What Condition pogrom My Condition Was In There are some diseases I wouldn't mind having or inflicting on others. First of all, off the phones, we have a tale of sleep paralysis. A woman awakes in her bed, alone in the pogrom pitch black pogrom dark. She is fully awake but cannot move. Inside her head she is screaming.Her son in law finds her in the morning seemingly comatose. He shakes her, then hollers at her to no avail. Then he asks his wife, "Honey, was the sex we had last night good enough to make you wanna slap your mama?" And his wife, hovering over the bidet in the hall bathroom says "Fuckin A sugarcane!"So the son in law considers the situation. He remembers the time he made that wrong turn on the way to Myrtle Beach in 1986 and the way ol mom in law talked about it all that trip and the next vacation the next summer too. |
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