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And right now we can publicly blame that on his young age. And believe me, I live to take other people down a peg. But handing someone a business card to make them feel small when they tell beer me my beer kid's too old for a pacifier? Why can't I just tell them with all due respect to go forth and fuck themselves? Of course my mother is ordering two magnetic ribbons for every car in the extended family ( no small order, she has three cars of her own) and a round of beer sensitivity business cards for the house. She's already finding excuses to use them. At our favorite Italian place getting supper to go tonight: "So and so the dentist asked me in front of the four people at his table why I was holding Dave on my hip when he was obviously big enough to stand on his own. I can't wait til I have one of those cards to give him." I don't offer child raising advice preemptively to total strangers, but I'll sure as hell stare at them.
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