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You need to help me son."I had another £50. Sent that. I was trying to arrange actresses a loan, but that was taking time actresses as my credit rating was shot to hell by all the actresses money I'd had to borrow anyway.Next letter was along the lines of:"Son, you're my only hope. The latest money you sent is barely enough to keep me alive. Every day I check to see if something's arrived, but I see nothing. I tell me friends here what a wonderful son you are, that you'll come through for me. But when they see I've yet to get any help from you they just shake their heads and tell me all kids are the same - they don't care about their parents. But son, I know you're different."Bollocks. Thing is, I fucking hated him at the time. I knew what he was doing, but I wanted to help.
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