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| jeff sharlet, stand up comedy, lopez, drunk driving law, abovethe law, labor laws, theology, louvin brothers, drunk pic woman, wage and hour, comedy clubs, internet anger, magazine, | I go and sit stand up new york down to watch Grandstand and and I can see out of the corner of my eye Mumsy pushing, with all her might, a lawnmower twice the size of her up and down the garden. Fuck sake. Start to feel a bit stand up new york guilty so I close the blinds to block out the view.Eventually go out and explain to her it was a self drive mower so she didn't have to push it, just pull a lever and it would drive itself. Felt so much better. And yes it did start raining, good job I stand up new york was inside. Held back a HUGE "Told you so" when she finished. HaSize, girth, circumference etc. (Have_you_seen_my_donkey?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:27) She is an ex-Weasel. She has ceased to be... ...any of my problem!Earlier this year I foolishly met an ex for a drink and something to eat. When I failed to laugh at one of her crap jokes and then laughed at something dumb she did I got a tearful angry reaction. |
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| shat herself just as the vows started.She was wearing drunk pic woman tights so she managed to shake it down her leg until it bunched up around an ankle, and piped up with 'Roger I've had an accident. You need to help me drunk pic woman clean it up.'And then proceded to mutter loudly 'No not you dear. HE has to help me.' as various relatives tried to bundle her off for a wipe down.Funny thing is, she never lost the use of her arse at any other time before or drunk pic woman after the wedding. (The Hairy Aerosol, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:05) If its not one thing, its your mother!! After telling my mum that I'll cut the grass later cause it looked like it was gonna rain, there is nothing worse that cutting wet grass, she says "No no, dont bother. I'll do it after I iron your clothes and make the dinner, don't worry about it". Guilty? Me? Nope. "OK, suit yourself" I find myself saying.Later |
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