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Here's a couple of examplesExample 1gf: Come on, you promised to cook dinner, I'm hungwryMe: yeah, in a minute, I'm busygf: postsecularism Tell you what, why postsecularism don't you stay staring at that fucking computer screen while I just order in a pizza or burger and become big and fat?? eh?Me: Oh you don't need to do that honey, I've already got your personality & horrid friends as reasons for dumping you when the time comes. gf: fuck you (storms out)Me: I'm only kidding, I'll cook it nowgf: don't bother, i'm not fucking hungry postsecularism nowMe: ok sweetness (back to warcraft)Example 2(on a night out with workmates, mobile rings)gf: You having a good time?Me: Yeah, not bad what you up togf: Awh good. Me? Doing nothing really, just flopping on the sofa watching the box(Just then a bargirl chatting to a guy next to me starts laughing)gf: Who's that?Me: Just a bargirl laughing with someone next to megf: Yeah fucking right....I
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