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| jeff sharlet, stand up comedy, lopez, drunk driving law, abovethe law, labor laws, theology, louvin brothers, drunk pic woman, wage and hour, comedy clubs, internet anger, magazine, | So while she's being a trumped up customs beast with her grubby mits on my gladys' comedy room passport I unfortunately had to turn around and say to her "Look lady, my father was electrocuted to death yesterday and I'm here to bury him. So if you don't mind I'd like my passport back so I can go meet my family". Horrible thing gladys' comedy room to do, but what can I say, grief does strange things to a person....oh, and did I mention that it happened to be Christmas day? Utter cnut. (firesnake, Tue 18 Oct 2005, gladys' comedy room 13:02) My mum once told me that she'd commit suicide if I developed mental illness. This strikes me as a multi-loaded statement. And only respondable by 'Riiiight'.So I won't tell her then...(Disclaimer: |
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| then get a good 2 minute earful of shouting and ranting which abovethe law finishes with her screaming full volume at me 'well why don't you just go and fuck her then, it's obvious you want to'(I'm thouroughly fucked off at this point and decided to retort with a put-down I'd once heard chubby brown use...)Me: abovethe law Yeah, maybe I will and hopefully she, unlike you, doesn't have a cunt as big as her mouthThey're both ex's now. Shame about the 2nd one especially, she had a really cute sister... (sneep, abovethe law Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:34) The old man My dad was killed in a freak accident two days before Christmas last year. He'd been living in Thailand for a few years but all the family were in Australia - apart from me, I live in London. So I get the shocking news and in less than 24 hours I'm on a plane home to Perth to meet my family. Get to customs and it's quite obvious that I've pretty much been crying the entire flight - swollen, red eyes, completely shattered look about me - it clearly wasn't obvious enough for the stupid customs lady who thought it quite ok to ask me a series of inane questions regarding sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things. |
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