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| pissed about, humor, israeli blogs, celebrities, trannysex, fun, david eggers, kama sutra, ascii art farts, beer, | he wasn't pissed, stoned, on presciption drugs or even in a witty funny mood. Although this is witty why I love him so. He's the only person to meet his father witty in law (ie my pa) for the first time and say 'I'm sorry but I don't think I can talk to you now. I'm on a lot of mushrooms and your face won't stop pulsating'.Forgot to say. His mum's answer to the cock line was 'That's probably right dear'. All in her stride, god bless the little bunchkin.Bless. I'd apologise for the length but I have no confidence in my genitalia whatsoever. ( Captain Wow, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 9:35) She's ok, I guess My MIL is very nice in general, but from another planet. She's done things like: offer me her g-grandmother's honking bigass diamond for an engagement ring "except if you divorce, I want it back, you can't just run off with it." |
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| And it wasn't even her that did this. But always being a gung-ho, girl guide sort of chapette, I shall endeavour to relay the only yuk-yuk-yuk worthy thing so far. My mum in law is a wonderful st Lucian lady (bit of a buddhist too), who is one of the sweetest women in the beer world. But she's been single since divorcing dadinlaw. Painfully so. So last time she came round beer to the menagerie (three snakes, two dogs, one big house spider we decided was pet worthy and two crickets I can't bear to feed to the house beer spider) she sat down with a cuppacha and we have a conversation. Out of the blue my dear, sweet idiot of a man turns to his mummy dearest and in his dulcet received pronunciation tones announces'Well you know what you need now mum. YOU NEED TO GET SOME COCK.'No |
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