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| pissed about, humor, israeli blogs, celebrities, trannysex, fun, david eggers, kama sutra, ascii art farts, beer, | Throbbe, has a fantastic but slightly loopy MiL. Ma Throbbes latest amusing example, from this weekend:Having had a handheld electrical fly zapping thing demonstrated to her, the nuns salesman asks nuns if she would be interested in purchasing said item. "Oh, no thank you. I have Buddhist tendancies." (Throbbe, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 17:49) Apparently I have it on good authority (from a close, personal friend - "Taco Balled Me") that an anagram for nuns Mother In Law(s) is Eva Braun, or "Woman, Hitler." or perhaps "Hitler's Woman."no length jokes, it might upset her. (Citadel, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 16:22) Not mother-in-law yet... ... but my girlfriend's mum. We get on ok, but the first time I went round to pick my gf up from their house, I parked in the (rather steep) road. |
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| it was less embarrassing than my friend's meet-the-Japanese-family-while-in-the-bath story - his now brother-in-law gave him a big david eggers hug in the david eggers changing rooms david eggers and, in broken English, stuttered:We are now family - I have seen your penis! ( aserinsky, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 18:08) My MIL used to say "Change this Qotw, it sucks big hairy cock" (homochicken, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 18:00) Goldfish Samurai ... My sympathies are with you too. Being told to 'just cheer up' is positively funny against 'demonic possession'.Anyhoo, MiL is actually very nice and friendly, but just rather ahem 'set in her ways'. I usually bite my tongue, and have only really gone off on one on the occasion of being asked "Who's that fat shouty nigger on the telly". Fatman Scoop, for those of you interested.Also, she doesn't get on well with her daughter. In fact, while I have no real probs wityh MiL, I do rather hate the way she winds Mrs Throbbe up.Mrs |
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