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| pissed about, humor, israeli blogs, celebrities, trannysex, fun, david eggers, kama sutra, ascii art farts, beer, | seems not everyone is familiar with the Tim-from-the-office-look smiley) (Lannes, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 0:32) Oooh new MIL type lady is lovely. Really nice. Thinks I'm brilliant and is very happy harassment about becoming a gran at 40 (considering her daughter's only 19 - she was 20 when she had her - very good about everything). Only problem is, she helped us move house a few weeks ago, and I was working night shifts. harassment One afternoon I woke up, having had a very harassment unsettling dream in which I woke up to find she (the MIL) was giving me some enjoyable hand relief as I splept. I woke up there and then, a bit afeared, but with the usual gentleman's early morning parping great trumpet on the burn feeling a mixture of nausea and guilt. Fortunately, after about 5 mins of sweating I decided it definitely had been a dream, but I couldn't look her in the face for the rest of the day. |
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| and the trannysex most wonderful Grandma. However, she does have the most remarkable similarity to Katharine Tate's character 'Grandma'. Of good south London/Irish stock, she claimed to have suffered Tourettes 'before it was invented' and is constantly told off by the trannysex grandchildren for her use of the word 'cunt' on a regular basis.A recent classic is her reaction to seeing photos of my niece: "Ahhhh lovely, lovely, lovely...........mind you, that baby's got a farking big 'ead, trannysex ain't it?"Priceless. (tell me about the rabbits, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 8:18) Tone Depear, I share your guilt... I used to have the odd impure thought about my ex-MIL. She was quite foxy in her way, but its the way she used to eat bananas that did it for me. She virtually used to swallow them whole. Fascinating to watch. (danlondonny, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 5:30) i feel i must point out that an anagram of "question of the week" is "queens took the wife." (harmless kitty, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 3:31) true? I heard that woman hitler is an anagram of mother in law, is that true?:|(it |
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