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I left for a few days to let him gather his personal appearances belongings, got personal appearances home and found he had stolen everything except my kids stuff and my washing machine. I phone dearest Mother-in-law to find out where my things are and she says "Well, he's frightfully hurt and you never looked after him, it must be payment." ( Evil Lu - iFAZE.nl, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 13:19) Mother in law alone. The cat was pretty much bald. There was only a small rectangular area, approximately an inch square on the upper right hind leg, that I had not yet shaved. As I looked upon it, razor in hand, I could not help a proud, satisfied smile from stretching across my face. This could possibly be the baldest yet, and my greatest achievement so far. I held the cat down firmly but comfortably with my left hand as I positioned the razor with my right, poised to take away the last sprouts of blue-grey fur.
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