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(Peelmytangerines, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 21:20) it tolls for thee A few years back, one of my sisters got married in rural NC and I was slated to give her away at the ceremony. At the rehearsal humorous dinner the night before I downed about 5 pints of beer, a full fifth of Jack Daniels and smoked a couple humorous of cigars. The most memorable event from the evening (at least for everyone else) occurred after the dinner. humorous My family went to the church at 2 am to decorate it for the big day. When we got there, I ran into the church and grabbed hold of the bellringer's rope and swung myself across the church like Tarzan, thereby ringing the bell and waking up the entire town. My family managed to get me down, took me back to the hotel and put me to bed. The next morning it was unbelievably hot in the church, and I was sweating beer and Jack profusely. As I stood at the front of the church ready to give my sister away, I was struck with the strong urge to "spill my guts" all over the church.
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