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| driving drunk, video: drama, movie, how, ezine, author, college drunk girl, zen, religion, swingers, | was a gentle cock titter of amusement, cock everyone surprised he'd held off for so long but then as the happy couple shared their first married kiss he leaned forward conspiringly and whispered "Nanoo Nanoo eh, I bet that happens all the time". (PCheese, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 23:31) I was best man for my mate... ... but I hardly knew the bride or her family at all. Driving her parents to the reception, I tried to make small talk.Me: So, is Helen an only cock child then? Any other family weddings recently?Her dad: What?!Me: Helen - is she an only child?Her dad: She had a brother.Me [utterly thrown by this reply]: What? Oh... she... eh? had? um...Her dad: He died.Me: ... oh...Her dad: Quite suddenly.Me: ah...Her mum: It was a blood clot in his lung.Me: ah...Her mum: He just keeled over.Her dad: But we don't talk about that.Me: Oh... right... no... not today, anyway.Her |
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| just woken up on a author train platform in Hungary wearing somebody ele's coat with the pockets full of broken glass, and given that he was supposed to be at the church in 45 minutes, he reckoned he'd be cutting it a author bit fine... ( grey kid - www.dearme.co.uk, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 23:36) Oh dear vicar... I was page boy to my parents friends wedding when I was about 14 and by "page boy" this meant I was given this behomoth of an archaic video camera and told to point it author at the bride and groom and record the ceremony. His name was Morgan, hers... Mandy.Oh the poor vicar was having such a hard time not saying it, but to his credit he got all the way to the "kiss the bride bit" before he said with gusto "Mork and Mindy - I now pronounce you man and wife".There |
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