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| driving drunk, video: drama, movie, how, ezine, author, college drunk girl, zen, religion, swingers, | maid of honour then continued the theme, including filmed excerpts of me dancing round like a slapper in various uni plays like 'Little shop of horrors' and 'Cabaret'. She tops it all off by producing the tassled sequined bra I'd worn in one of the performances. (If you're reading this J, I'm STILL just as angry 7 years on, and will never speak to you again).What they failed to realise was that 60% of the 'audience' essay were VERY religious, over 60 and had never met me before (all essay being my husbands rellies). (And they all knew I essay was 3 months up the duff too). Silence all round.Decided to hold my head up high and dance my troubles away and have a laugh.THEN, when it came time to go to the 'Wedding Suite', we discovered my stepmonster had somehow harranged the manager into giving her the keys so she could use it as the BABYSITTING room for her kids! |
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| To their credit, they did put her out pretty quickly - at least they didn't try to do it by throwing alcohol. ( kingoffools, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 21:24) Not wedding, reception but still My best religion friend's mam and stepdad were married last December, so me, my boyfriend and 2 of my mates went to the reception afterward.We arrived late, as we didn't know where we were going, and got lots of funny looks off the family, we got a bit tipsy, I was wearing a teeny pink dress with torn tights and Doc Martens, we got religion a bit more tipsy, one of my friends got into a verbal fight with the barman because he wouldn't serve us, calling him gay and basically just taking the piss out of him (she was 15). After a couple of alcopops I was rather drunk. Ahhh, good timeS :) (natalilly, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 21:21) Nightmare wedding from hell - my own My Dad decided that his speech would be a 15 minute long 'bag of jokes' mainly along the theme of 'what a wayward, naughty girl I was with so many boyfriends', and how I lost my virginity at 16 (neither true, nor appropriate for a wedding speech - actually I was 15, but he'll never know that now - tee hee).My |
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