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| driving drunk, video: drama, movie, how, ezine, author, college drunk girl, zen, religion, swingers, | Kudos to him uncensored for sticking it out through the wedding and speeches. I understand the marriage was anulled.~ Length? It's genetic. (Stinkfinger, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:01) 10 year old bridesmaid I managed to piss myself whilst bridesmaid for my cousin. Mum had to move her train out of the way of the puddle. (winestain, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 23:53) Video Cameras Incidentally - people who wish to capture uncensored the wonderous day for posterity need to take some notes here :1) Hire a professional (I am not one).2) If you fail to hire a professional and wish to provide said video camera yourself, at least ensure it works.3) Also ensure the batteries are charged to prevent the poor schlub you deem responsible for the task of videoing said ceremony suffering an awkward moment where he says "ahh bollocking shite" very loudly as the power runs out half-way through the speeches.4) |
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| he said. "Thank you to my parents who have welcomed XXX (can't remember bride's name into our family and who have done so much to support me and my new wife in the past. Thank you so much to Auntie Wendy for (whatever)..." Until he capped it off with "And last of all, thank you so much to how my best man for being such a great friend all my life. A good friend, how a good laugh, always happy to help out - we had a how wonderful time growing up together. But most af all, thank you for fucking my bride last night!". At which point he sat down.The room was silent. The best man was stunned. The bride burst into tears and ran from the room, followed by closely her family and then by the best man. The groom settled into a night of heavy drinking. He was heard to say "Well, it happened last night. There wasn't much I could do about it then and the food and drink had been paid for." |
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