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Another frequently used device is to congratulate the bowler on his bowling which also is considered excellent at unnerving the batters. Contents 1 Instances of sledging 1.1 Humorous 1.2 Psychological 1.3 Tasteless barnard 2 Cultural Views on Sledging 2.1 English 2.2 Australasian 2.3 Southern African 2.4 West Indian 2.5 South Asian 3 Controversies 4 Sources [edit] Instances of sledging [edit] Humorous Many examples of sledging are fondly remembered for their humour, either through a witty challenge, or a quick retort. The barnard following examples have entered cricketing folklore. Australian wicket-keeper barnard Rod Marsh, to English batsman Ian Botham: "So how's your wife and my kids?" 1990 - Javed Miandad called Merv Hughes a fat bus conductor. Merv dismissed Miandad shortly afterwards, and called out "Tickets Please". Mark Waugh to Jimmy Ormond coming out to bat in an Ashes match: “Mate, what are you doing out here, there’s no way you’re good enough to play for England.” |
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