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| naked, eggers, yiddish, 1999 cricket world cup, sexaul harassment, gotham comedy club, 2004, jokes, israeli blogs, writer, screen, rage, blog, barnard, news, networking, | Shame about the 2nd one especially, she had a really cute sister... (sneep, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:34) The old man My dad was killed in a freak accident two days before Christmas last thigh highs year. He'd been living in Thailand for a few years but thigh highs all the family were in Australia thigh highs - apart from me, I live in London. So I get the shocking news and in less than 24 hours I'm on a plane home to Perth to meet my family. Get to customs and it's quite obvious that I've pretty much been crying the entire flight - swollen, red eyes, completely shattered look about me - it clearly wasn't obvious enough for the stupid customs lady who thought it quite ok to ask me a series of inane questions regarding sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things. So while she's being a trumped up customs beast with her grubby mits on my passport I unfortunately had to turn around and say to her "Look lady, my father was electrocuted to death yesterday and I'm here to bury him. |
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| gf: fuck you (storms out)Me: I'm only kidding, I'll cook it nowgf: don't bother, i'm not fucking hungry nowMe: ok sweetness (back to warcraft)Example 2(on a night out with workmates, mobile rings)gf: You having a good time?Me: Yeah, not bad what you up togf: Awh good. gotham comedy club Me? Doing nothing really, just flopping on the sofa watching the box(Just then a bargirl chatting to a guy next to me starts laughing)gf: gotham comedy club Who's that?Me: Just a bargirl laughing with someone next to megf: Yeah fucking right....I then get a good 2 minute earful of shouting and ranting gotham comedy club which finishes with her screaming full volume at me 'well why don't you just go and fuck her then, it's obvious you want to'(I'm thouroughly fucked off at this point and decided to retort with a put-down I'd once heard chubby brown use...)Me: Yeah, maybe I will and hopefully she, unlike you, doesn't have a cunt as big as her mouthThey're both ex's now. |
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