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naked, eggers, yiddish, 1999 cricket world cup, sexaul harassment, gotham comedy club, 2004, jokes, israeli blogs, writer, screen, rage, blog, barnard, news, networking, | I've just finished a glass of coke (not drinking as I'd been for a celebs set of innoculations that morning in preparation for a trip abroad). So I get up and offer to get a round in. Cue my mother in an extremely loud whisper "Stu, I think you should slow down a bit. You've already had one drink"Me "Huh? I'm drinking celebs coke for christ's sake!"Her "Go ahead and ruin the meal for all of us then." celebs ( stuj The knowledge you exist is a burden on my soul, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:15) 3rd form Social Studies class We were a rowdy bunch and often wouldn't shut up when asked. The teacher, Ms Wood, was a fragile sort and would yell at us to get our attention and give up when we didn't listen. One typical day we weren't taking much notice in class and after over half an hour of trying to teach us unruly bunch, Ms Wood had enough and yelled, 'My mother died last week, I don't need this!" |
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So if you don't mind I'd like my passport back so I can go meet my family". Horrible thing to do, but what can I say, grief does strange things to a person....oh, and did I mention that it happened to be Christmas day? Utter 2004 cnut. (firesnake, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:02) My mum once told me that she'd commit suicide if I developed mental illness. This strikes me 2004 as 2004 a multi-loaded statement. And only respondable by 'Riiiight'.So I won't tell her then...(Disclaimer: not usual behaviour for my mother ;) (spida, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:18) Why I don't go out for meals with my parents. Ever. Picture the scene, a nice pub in the countryside, myself, the then grrlfiend, my parents, my sister and my brother in law and my little niece.We're sat at the table waiting for the food to arrive. My sister's driving so the brother in law can have a drink. they've arrived after the rest of us, join us and sit down. |
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