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| naked, eggers, yiddish, 1999 cricket world cup, sexaul harassment, gotham comedy club, 2004, jokes, israeli blogs, writer, screen, rage, blog, barnard, news, networking, | Mrs Counter and the entire horrified counter staff tried to stammer apologies, the student collected her clobber machane yehuda and reeled away in tears, her fragile composure shattered for the day.Nice work, Mrs C. machane yehuda I don't expect you get much sleep these autumn nights. (MAX150W, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:04) My step gran When my machane yehuda ma married Roger my stepfather, her new husband's mum (who was 90 at the time, now pushing up daisies) was not impressed at having to share her son with another woman again.So on the day of the wedding she stood a couple of feet away from Roger in the registry office.And shat herself just as the vows started.She was wearing tights so she managed to shake it down her leg until it bunched up around an ankle, and piped up with 'Roger I've had an accident. |
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| An absolute horror, who is also (egad) an Anglican israeli blogs Priest (that's C of E over here in land of Aus).Mole. (Pleiades, israeli blogs Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:54) . Drive me to the shop will you?Me: I'm watching a film, and I have already put the car away.Fine! I'll go on my own and get raped.Didn't know they did that at the local Day and Nite. (Xybex, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 22:14) A mature student of my close acquaintance was graduating.She went to collect her hired robes and the woman behind the counter asked for the israeli blogs form with her details, which she didn't have.'Why haven't you brought it, as you were TOLD to?' sneered Mrs Counter, in a loud voice full of contempt, obviously used to bullying students.'My son committed suicide a week ago so I think I've done pretty well to turn up at all' replied, truthfully, our mature student.While |
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