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| essay, girls, stories, chick, naked, eggers, yiddish, 1999 cricket world cup, sexaul harassment, gotham comedy club, 2004, jokes, israeli blogs, writer, screen, rage, blog, barnard, news, networking, 1000, web dafesign, | my mother is a bitch. there, i said it! and i'm just like her. grrr. certified pamela said at 06:17PM, 03.28.2003: what the hell is it with parents and cleaning. i am more than content to let my kids wade through the piles of crap in the house, but my in-laws freak out about us not dusting the molding around the floor after we spend pamela 8 hours cleaning the night before they get here. smudge said at 07:14PM, 03.28.2003: You said, "cunt." There, I feel better. That's pamela the first time I've ever typed that word. peggy said at 08:51PM, 03.28.2003: One bottle of Skin So Soft diluted in 5 gallons of warm water=cure for skins rashes horses get sometimes. I shit you not. Jeffo said at 09:42PM, 03.28.2003: Dooce, just look at the two bright sides of your mom's cleaning fanatacism. First, the ten second rule no longer applies, right? If you drop it it's still okay to eat! |
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| (And by ray of sunshine, I really mean 3rd degree burn giving, cancer inducing, retina frying ray of 1000 sunshine) Shannon said at 05:08PM, 03.28.2003: My mom is like that too. She offers freshly baked muffins and coddles my boyfriend to death. She makes me look like someone who doesn't do anything for my boyfriend or anyone. He probably wishes that I was more like my mother, though he's smart enough to keep that to himself. 1000 I would smack him! I suppose things could be worse... Terry said at 1000 05:12PM, 03.28.2003: Mary Kay was the debbil! Why at this very moment she's probably skinning baby kittens on her throne in the seventh level of hell. chorizo said at 05:52PM, 03.28.2003: "...hunny it ain't yer munney 'cuz baby ah got plenny uh that i luv ya for ya paaaaank cadillac paank cadilla-ac..." my mom got into Amway several years ago and promptly did her best to alienate everyone she knew. Mary Kay at least has the good incentives, I don't know what Amway does for you. antisocial diva said at 06:09PM, 03.28.2003: |
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