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| essay, girls, stories, chick, naked, eggers, yiddish, 1999 cricket world cup, sexaul harassment, gotham comedy club, 2004, jokes, israeli blogs, writer, screen, rage, blog, barnard, news, networking, 1000, web dafesign, | • I make animal noises • Can you move to the standupny side so I standupny can see the TV? • Fuck me like a man! • I'm the man! • Thank you! • What is that? • Fuck me like an animal • Recite Shakespeare for me • It sounds like fish going up standupny the fish ladder on the Columbia River • Is that you or the cat licking me? • Does it feel good? • Caribbean juices • You own me • More, much more • The wrong name • I wish I had more breasts for you to suck • Go Vikings Go! • Ouch • Are you married? • Hallelujah, praise the gods! |
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