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| essay, girls, stories, chick, naked, eggers, yiddish, 1999 cricket world cup, sexaul harassment, gotham comedy club, 2004, jokes, israeli blogs, writer, screen, rage, blog, barnard, news, networking, 1000, web dafesign, | The first time I met my husband's family premarriage, my MIL went into my then boyfriend's room (where I couldn't sleep) and took his pajamas while he was in the shower, washed and IRONED them and had them on his bed before he went to sleep again that night. It is hard to compete with a woman who erin go bragh nudged erin go bragh her son awake every morning with a warm muffin erin go bragh and a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice. She is the freak man, not me and not you for napping instead of scouring the tub everyday with bleach. *phew* I feel better now. Alex said at 05:03PM, 03.28.2003: Interesting...my mother wouldn't clean up the crumbs -- she'd wait for me to leave, wipe the crumb, then call everyone in my family and tell them what a fucking, lazy slob I am. *sigh* That reminds me, I really should call that ray of sunshine in my life and see how she's doing! |
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| I'll give you a great reference. Yahmdallah said at 04:00PM, 03.28.2003: Actually, to keep things interesting and to inject more transgressive fractal family relationship moments into your life, you should become a Mary Kay commando and tool around in your pink Cadillac with Interpol cranked so loud it keeps the fingernail polish mixed. Clark said at 04:11PM, 03.28.2003: May Kay is evil where Avon does God's work. Bask in your mother's glory. networking Xanthan said at 04:20PM, 03.28.2003: Growing up, our next door neighbor was an Avon lady. Every Christmas, from the networking time I was networking three years old, I got a bottle of aftershave.... you know, the ones in the shape of a car. Avon: filling personal hygiene needs we didn't know we had! jenB said at 04:28PM, 03.28.2003: I could tell stories about my mother and mother-in-law's cleaning fanaticism for days on end. |
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