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The people who work for my mom have produced freeform the highest sales increases for Avon in the entire world three years in a row. And sadly, this visionary woman’s freeform 27-yr old daughter is living in her basement. Remarkably, living with my mother hasn’t been that bad, and it’s allowed freeform us to save some precious cash as we’ve made the transition from LA to Utah. But one of the main reasons it hasn’t been so bad is because she works five days a week in California. Because of the war my mother has had to “stay grounded,” and won’t be able to fly out again until next week. So for the past five days I’ve answered hundreds of phone calls a day from people who are trying to get in touch with my mother, all while she is talking to hundreds of other people on her cell-phone upstairs. And while answering these endless phone calls, I’ve had to bully my way into the laundry room because she is doing laundry every second of the day.
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