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| essay, girls, stories, chick, naked, eggers, yiddish, 1999 cricket world cup, sexaul harassment, gotham comedy club, 2004, jokes, israeli blogs, writer, screen, rage, blog, barnard, | my girlfriends grandparents, triple While on a regular visit i was doing my standing and smiling and nodding duty... The subject of my girlfriends brothers bowel disorder came up (you know when you need a triple sheeit and can't? well imagine you have it 99% of the time, unpleasant) It had been mentioned before triple (seems a point of extreme interest in old folk) they would occasionally send prunes to help out (despite him useing medication that would make a serveer mess were anyone else to take them) and tell us about it, "some liquorice allways flushes me out" e.t.c. But oh no, this time an enema is suggested, i'm subjected to a 15 minute very detailed discription of how grandad would use soap to lube up a rubber hose, stick it up his arse then inject warm soapy liquid into his back passage.. then release the newly mixed sudsy arse broth. My would be mother in law irons pants and socks... "just in case you were rushed into hospital..."Aren't old people great ;) (bigglestheflyingpoo, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 3:33) Mine needs a captive bolt to the head. |
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| . .She shut up the next day -- always did like the uncle. (ChiTown Guy, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 9:12) Mother In Law rearranged spells Not Clever At All, Reposted Several Times!!! I feel sorry for my bf over his possible mother-in-law. I just hung up the phone with my mother, where the following conversation ensued:ME: Well, if screen his brother's coming home from University, he may want to stay screen here for screen Christmas, although he already promised he'd come home with me.MOTHER: What? He's coming home with you for Christmas? Were you even *planning* on telling me?What is the date today? Ah, yes, September 10. It's more than three months before Christmas. Tickets have not been bought or even investigated. But obviously this remote possibility has panicked her so much that my visions of a happy family Christmas have been dashed. I'm wondering if she'd like him to stay in a hotel while we're there. Crazy woman.In retrospect, this is utterly boring shit. I'm sorry. (Mabel DelTaco, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 5:37) Sort of in laws.. |
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