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| essay, girls, stories, chick, naked, eggers, yiddish, 1999 cricket world cup, sexaul harassment, gotham comedy club, 2004, jokes, israeli blogs, writer, screen, rage, blog, barnard, | Out of the blue my dear, sweet pictures idiot of a man turns to his mummy pictures dearest and in his dulcet received pronunciation tones announces'Well you know what you need now mum. pictures YOU NEED TO GET SOME COCK.'No he wasn't pissed, stoned, on presciption drugs or even in a funny mood. Although this is why I love him so. He's the only person to meet his father in law (ie my pa) for the first time and say 'I'm sorry but I don't think I can talk to you now. I'm on a lot of mushrooms and your face won't stop pulsating'.Forgot to say. His mum's answer to the cock line was 'That's probably right dear'. All in her stride, god bless the little bunchkin.Bless. I'd apologise for the length but I have no confidence in my genitalia whatsoever. ( Captain Wow, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 9:35) She's ok, I guess My MIL is very nice in general, but from another planet. |
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| funny thing was, when she was sane and sober, you couldn't find a nicer person. (chameleon61, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 11:47) Affair My yiddish mother in law's husband, Charlie Tow, caught her sleeping with his yiddish skinny Chinese friend Fu Won. Apparantly she told her husband to take some deep breaths!Incredibly, it transpired later that "Mother In Law" is an anagram of "Inhale, Mr Tow" and "A lithe Mr Won"!!! It all happened in Imwarn Hotel. yiddish (browser, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:35) This is a crap, crap one. Sorry for blandless, but my mother in law's only been my mother in law for a few months. And it wasn't even her that did this. But always being a gung-ho, girl guide sort of chapette, I shall endeavour to relay the only yuk-yuk-yuk worthy thing so far. My mum in law is a wonderful st Lucian lady (bit of a buddhist too), who is one of the sweetest women in the world. But she's been single since divorcing dadinlaw. Painfully so. So last time she came round to the menagerie (three snakes, two dogs, one big house spider we decided was pet worthy and two crickets I can't bear to feed to the house spider) she sat down with a cuppacha and we have a conversation. |
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